Yes, Iggy and the Stooges were unbelievable Friday night — probably the most entertaining act I’ve seen in 20 years of Musicfests. But the hyperkinetic, snake-lean, F-bomb-dropping Iggy — who clambered daringly up the scaffolding on the side of the stage like King Kong; walked stiffly offstage with his arms in front of him before the first of two encores, like Frankenstein; swaggered between dance moves with a hip-replacement-surgery-candidate pimp roll seemingly inspired by John Wayne; and threatened to swing out over the crowd on a rope hanging from the top of the stage, like Tarzan — wasn’t the only exhibitionist onstage. About half-way through the show, during the Stooges classic “No Fun,” Iggy asked the security behemoths to allow some of the crowd to join him onstage. Some twenty-plus dancers clambered over the barricade and onto the Cellular South Stage, mostly aggressive shirt-discarding frat boy types (the song at this point could have been re-titled “No Babes”). At stage left, one young man stood out. This apparently inebriated Will Ferrell-waistline individual kept pointing exaggeratedly at his crotch; then he switched to an easy-to-identify one-handed pumping pantomime. Normally, I’d roll my eyes at such a typically asinine display, but this guy was SO INTO IT he actually was hilarious. Then, he began to undo his belt buckle and unsnap his pants. My friends and I looked at each other: Surely he’s not about to do what we think he’s gonna do, is he? But he did: Hoisted out the whole package, and waved it gleefully at the crowd, for quite a few seconds. The stage was frantic with activity, so the many police officers present either didn’t see him or chose to ignore his Jim Morrisonesque antics. The guy’s performance was so idiotic and “shocking” it actually enhanced the show, and the crowd howled with delight and disgust. Sadly, it seems likely that the Beale Street Weenie-Wagger doesn’t even remember his moment of triumph this morning. But there’s hope: Thanks to the wonders of the Internet and video-sharing, the guy could find himself immortalized.





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