May 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
By Bret Weaver
My head feels like an Amtrak train derailed in there somewhere.
So what happened last night?
Seriously… you tell me.
(sigh …well I guess its a good thing I write this stuff down.)
I caught the last half of Chevelle, which was surprisingly good.
It was heavy. Not impressively heavy. Not bleeding out the eyes heavy, like I like. But heavy enough to where I didn’t immediately turn around and walk away. I think the influence/inspiration for this band is pretty obvious just from their tone. They’re going for the abrasiveness/complexity/texture of tool, and I think they take a decent swing at it.
Its not easy to pull off. I can’t hate too much.
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus was laughable.
I mean I stuck around for all of 10 or 15 minutes… so maybe it was really, really good after I left. But I doubt it.
And besides, I was on my way to catch the band that influenced the bands that probably influenced them in the first place.

“It’s dangerous to roam the streets of Memphis as a punk rocker.” ~Mike Ness
Social Distortion is one of those acts I didn’t really think I would ever get the chance to see, and it definitely made my night. I don’t typically get too excited about bands that are pushing greatest hits records, but they put on a great show.
Social D played some of the tracks that helped forge the OC punk scene, a couple of new ones, and a bunch of the stuff in between. And Hank Williams’ Six More Miles.
None of it came off as stale or tired, just as a seminal punk experience.
If you missed out, you missed out.
And speaking of acts that I never thought I would see…
I hung out with the other old folks at Iggy’s show long enough to see his stage dive routine, and that he hasn’t changed much in 30 years. (”Salamander on crack” is an awesome description, btw)
The Iggy extravaganza is already well chronicled on this blog, so I’ll leave you to it.
I don’t go to the Allman Brothers anymore, not since they “fired” Dicky Betts. I don’t even understand how or why they still have shows and play “Blue Sky.” I just don’t get it.
I kept walking.
I didn’t want to miss the angry mob at… hey, where’s the angry mob?
I was hoping for a flock of grim faced farmers wielding torches and pitchforks shouting “repent, for the end draws nigh!!”
(turns out those guys were actually standing in the middle of Beale Street wielding placards and megaphones instead)

I usually like to talk to these guys, but it was already getting kinda ugly so I put that on hold.
Anywho! Triple six was crunk, like they usually are. Dance contests, “beer breaks,” and one minute verse/chorus versions of most of their songs, you guys know the story.
And there was definitely a persistent element of gloating.
“How many people are mad that we’re here?”
“How many people want us back next year?”
“And the year after that?”
“And the year after that?”
“And the year after…”
I wouldn’t put it past them. Their crowd absolutely dwarfed the crowds at Allman and Iggy. It was huge.
The funny thing about three six’s “clean show” is that the audience already knows the freakin words to the songs.
So any words the band is forced to omit, the audience gratefully fills in at maximum volume.
Am I the only one who finds that whole situation a little ironic?
And finally I had a little fun with the police.
There was a 16 year oldish girl standing next to me, shakin what her mama gave her like she was trying to hurt someone.
I tapped one of the nearby cops on the shoulder and said,
“Excuse me officer, but that has GOT to be illegal.”
He looked at me for a second like he wanted to get mad. And then he looked at her and completely broke down laughing. All four of them did.
I hate trying to be funny when there’s no one around to appreciate it…
Now I’m going to lay back down for a spell.
I’ll catch up to you guys later.
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